We can't tell you what it is, or we'd have to kill you. But believe us, it is the most exciting thing on this side of the galaxy, and will be arriving in our online store (near you) some time in the near future.
Here's some details about our application while you wait:

• It performs tasks for you.
• It runs on the Macintosh.
• You don't have to be at home to use it.
• It is being programmed by thousands of trained slugs with brain implants.